Dark Truth About White Terrorism

Just a couple of weeks back, I talked about natural calamities and as if all of it wasn't enough, we are hell bent on making this world a living hell. While terrorism has mainly been synonymous with Islam, not many people realize that the same when done wearing wearing suits earns you accolades. This type of white terrorism is what most of the first world countries specialize in and eventually make a habit out of. 

Lets go back just a decade. The 9/11 was the biggest inside job with Bush and co staging it. They just wanted a reason to invade Iraq and capture the oil wells. Bush invaded Iraq on the pretext of finding Saddam's weapons of mass destruction(WMD) even though everyone knew there was none. The movie Green Zone sheds some light on this topic and is a good watch as it doesn't over hype the U.S military like in most other cliched movies.

10 years later, its the same story yet again but with different actors. Its Obama now who has invaded Libya on the pretext of ending Gaddaffi's regime. Libya has one of the purest sources of oil and their main exports are to other European nations. So its the oil yet again thats doing the job of a carrot. The U.S have suddenly decided to take a step back and have announced that the power has been transferred to Britain. One can only assume that David Cameron pursuaded the queen to invite Obama to the Royal Bachelors party and luring him with the fact that his old buddy Snoop Dogg will be there as well.

If at all the U.S were really honest about their intentions, whatever happened to imposing a no fly zone over Egypt as well which faced a similar situation. No oil, no invasion. I have really lost all respect for the U.N and all those bodies that meet once in a while to bring about the so called peace. The biggest irony is that a person like Obama who actively initiated the war, received a Nobel prize for peace recently. People are quick to judge Muslims as terrorists for killing innocent people. But the men in suits have killed innocent countries and I believe its high time, the rest of the world stepped up and warned U.S to mind its own business and pick lint from its own shit.

While all this is said and done, the terrorists who are actually scheming to bring down a country by planting silly bombs and suicide bombers are not better either. My issue is never with a community or a country but the intention behind these destructive acts. I don't give a damn whether you are a Hindu or a Muslim or a Christian or whether you are from U.S or India or Pakistan. Whether your motive behind killing people is as commercial as oil or as narrow minded as converting people to a particular religion, you are a terrorist.

I read a statement given by a leader of some Islamic body saying that Allah has punished Japan with earthquakes and tsunamis for supporting a country like U.S. These are the kind of things that make me detest the religional beliefs as these people are not only in a delusional state but also try to wipe out the sanity factor in others. If at all there is god, I really don't think he/she would be bothered about punishing some X country for supporting decisions of some Y country. #SuperLame

These two kinds of terrorists are not only incapable of thinking outside a cloud filled with stinking thoughts, but will manage to kill a lot of innocent people and contribute to ending this world with some help from natural calamities.

P.S - Amidst all this political/cultural/religional nonsense, I'm really happy that my life is back into my life and I'm very excited. People who know me well know what I'm talking about :-)

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2010: The year that wasn't, was and never will be

Its that time of the year when everyone is either coming up with resolutions or trying their best to avoid them. Either way, they are bound to be unsuccessful. The best way to cope with this is to come up with a resolution a month or two before the D-day and blissfully break it on that day. This way, the countdown looks more like a countdown to break the shackles rather than to get bound by them.

2010 has actually been a very controversial year even if you exclude my sting operation to prove the eternal lust turned love between David Cameron and Nick Clegg.

The British media couldn't blame it on the direction and speed of the wind and the sound of vuvuzelas and had to stick to Green for their Worldcup miseries. Probably was the best year for the England cricket team. The nicotine patches had changed into purple and with successes in the T20 Worldcup and the Ashes, it was probably their best chance of stealing the thunder away from football. After Afridi's hunger for white balls, the immature spot-fixing trio proved that men are bad at "faking it".

Assange and his uncontrollable leaks not only made matters worse for Uncle Sam but helped various sanitary brands to plug the leaks. Really love some of the mirrors on which Wiki Leaks is hosted http://213.251.145.96/Mirrors.html. The #Barkhagate controversy was the Indian vesion of Wiki Leaks.

Until October, Kalmadi was just a regular bearded guy wearing running shoes with formal pants. The money laundering and CWG scams where he paid more money for a rented Z-grade equipment than for a A-grade new one launched him to a totally untouchable level. Not because he couldn't be touched but because he was hiding under Soniaji's saree. Inspite of delivering the most 'booooo'ed speech at the opening ceremony and also partnering with Shera to flounder a share of this and a share of that, the man's style remained impeccably simple with the same aforementioned attire. For a guy who had looted so much of the tax payers' money that he could actually buy Armani, Gucci, Hugo Boss and still have spare change, he chose to wear the same clothes as the masons and proved that he was a simpleton.

It was a year when Tendulkar turned 37 and hit the best form of his life (Right, like we haven't heard that before). While millions were bowing down to the little master's achievements, Arun Lal and Sanjay Manjrekar were busy discussing the fact that Sachin's backlift has reduced by 1.2cms over these years and he has gained 2 pounds over the last year which in turn has helped him to set new records. Arun Lal also claimed on air that he had presented this magic formula to Sachin on his birthday but honorably requested  his identity to be kept anonymous.

While the politicians in Karnataka were too busy playing polistrip poker, with the only twist being not taking off their clothes but of their most beloved politicians from the opposite party. As the whole world witnessed politicians showing off their bare chests in the assembly, none of them even bothered about the more boiling issues of the state. When a severe shortage of vegetables occurred at the end of the year, the state government started blaming the central government and vice versa with CM Yeddy's solution being to set the record for the most number of temples visited in a week, yet again. The act required him to abstain from all possible activities that involved his libido. But he seemed to listen to 50 Cent's candy shop a lot and couldn't get past the line "Ill melt in your mouth girl, not in your hand".

To round it all up. I wish everyone a very depressing, stale and a crappy new year. Hope I have motivated all of you to prove me wrong and perform miracles this year.

Would love to read any interesting 31st night experiences in the comments section below. My indulgence on Absinth has made me wonder whether the whole party was probably a hallucination or not.

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